Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Sun: The rumor company

Rumor has it that we are seeking for a replace for Jonathan Schwartz. I think I already talked about this, but I want to do it again to assure you that, in no way, we are searching for a replace for our beloved Jonathan. I need him to receive all the criticism for all the bad decisions I take in the shadows...

Anyhow, Jonathan, you have to worry not, I'd never leave you go... would I?

3 comments:

Fake Jonathan said...

Scooter, if they show me the door it will be in your wake.

So we had one bad quarter? What's the big friggin deal?

Steve Ballmer said...

I take all of my own heat and credit!

... it would be nice though ....

Fake Scott said...

Don not worry at all kid, I selected you for the post, and I'll do whatever I can to keep you in it. In a sense we are like Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker: "I'm your father...".

Besides that, the shares are rising again! I'm so happy I'm gonna invite you (and even Ballmer) to a barbecue at home.
I'll be waiting you tomorrow at 6, don't be late.